okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store
and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.
but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:
whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC
mother i must feed
Mother, why do you cry?
As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
my favorite olympic sport is, without a doubt, card games on ice
When you only use mechanical pencils and they require a number 2 for a test
*pulls two pieces of paper out a hat* slug….recruitment
*all of tumblr starts chanting slug recruitment*
when you dont have enough money to pay for daycare AND dog sitting
*meows back at my cat in order to demonstrate active listening*